Last night something funny happend at our place and Im STILL laughing my head off. If you know my hubby at all, he is HILARIOUS!
*8:30 PM last night - I just got done doing a hair appointment at my house, so I am on the computer checking my email and Billy is watching TV*
*Billy jumps out of the couch FAST*
Billy: Do you hear that Meg?
Meg:Hear what?? *I listen*....
*Billys car alarm is going off*
*Billy runs to the closet and grabs his bat*
Meg: What the crap are you doing?
Billy: Someone is stealing my car or something in my car!!
*Billy runs out of the house like I have never seen him run
*his alarm is still going off really loud*
*I hear his car scretch off down the road and his ALARM is still going off, so I call his cell phone because I start to freak out*
*I hear his car going down the street and his alarm is STILL going off*
*5 minutes later he walks in the house*
Meg: what happened???
Billy: I think someone was messing with me and has the same alarm botton and was pushing it
*Billy looks down at his phone*
Billy: See...I have a blocked number that just called me, someone is playing around with me, I am gonna kill them.
*I roll me eyes*
Meg:Whatever!
*So 3 hrs go by and Billy goes to the dryer to take the clothes out and starts freaking out*
Meg: what??
Billy: I figured out why my alarm was going off.
*he showed me what was in his hand, it was his 2nd car key ring alarm*
Meg: that was in the dryer???!!!
Billy: Yup!!
*he put it in my hand and it was HOTT and the red light wouldn't stop blinking*
Billy: My car went off because this was in the dryer and it got so HOT and the battery went crazy!!
*Meg laughs for 30 minutes straight!!!!
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4 comments:
Dude, That is a pretty funny story. I think I would have laughed my head off as well.
Holy cow! That is hilarious! Thanks for posting. :)
Oh my goodness, that is the best story ever! I started laughing as soon as you said Billy went to get his bat. LOL!!
Oh my gosh I can totally see Billy running out of the house with his bat. I wish I could have seen it. Billy is so funny!
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