Some Truths I've learned

1 - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2 - I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3 - How the HECK are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

4 - Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

5 - Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

6 - Can we all agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I dont want to have to restart my collection...again.

7 - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this-ever!

8 - I keep some peoples phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

9 - I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

10- The only time I look forward to a red light is when Im trying to finish a text.

11- Their no worse feeling than that milli-second your sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.